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Self-inflicted losses
Losses the best lineup on the same roster would have won. One of our test leagues had three in a single week.
For the league group chat
Your league has years of receipts. We read them out loud.
Fantasy Roaster reads your league's scores, lineups and every season of its history, finds the win somebody left on the bench, and writes the roast. You paste it in the group chat.
Read-only. Never touches your lineup, roster or league settings.
All-time low
31
points in week 2
Lowest score in 1,127 games since 2011
A real league, names removedfantasyroaster.com
Self-inflicted
44
points on the bench in a 13-point loss
Matthew Stafford (27) sat while Dallas Goedert (0.4) started
A real league, names removedfantasyroaster.com
Skid
14
straight losses
Across two seasons, the longest in league history
A real league, names removedfantasyroaster.com
What it finds
Every joke comes with a number
1,127
All-time lows
Every score is ranked against every game the league has ever played, so a bad week gets its proper place in history.
7th
Schedule luck
All-play records show who is winning on points and who is winning on the schedule.
14
Streaks across seasons
A skid that started last November still counts in September.
12-12
Rivalries
Every head-to-head since the league began. "Tied 12-12 since 2011" writes itself.
13
Rap sheets
Titles, last places, nemesis, worst game and bench points for every manager who ever played.
How it works
Connect once. Roast every Tuesday.
- 1
Bring your league
Connect Yahoo, Sleeper or ESPN, or upload your league's history as CSV. The older the league, the better the material.
- 2
We crunch every season
Optimal lineups, bench points, all-play records, streaks, head-to-heads and the all-time record book, checked against your league's own numbers.
- 3
Pick a tone, drop it in the chat
The roast lands after Monday night. Copy the message, share a card, or send the whole league the link.
Same fact, three tones
You set how hot it runs
Mild
Dave had the win sitting on the bench.
Medium
Dave benched the win: 44 points watched a 13-point loss.
Scorched
Dave lost by 13 with 44 on the bench. Nobody beat Dave. Dave did.
Every tone roasts the lineup, the luck and the record. None of them touch anything outside the league.
Pricing
Less than the last-place punishment
League Pass
$39 per league, per season
- The full weekly roast in Mild, Medium or Scorched
- Every season of league history
- Rap sheets, Hall of Shame, rivalry grid
- Shareable roast cards
- About $3.90 a manager in a 10-team league
Roast Reel
$99 per league, per season
- Everything in League Pass
- A weekly roast video: 30 to 45 seconds, vertical, voiced and captioned
- Built from the same numbers as the written roast
- About $9.90 a manager in a 10-team league
Launch pricing, proposed. Nothing is charged in this prototype.